dear red tweezers

dear red tweezers,

i just want to thank you for your years of superior service. every since you randomly came into my life via a christmas stocking present from my mother-in-law my life has been changed. i am constantly in awe of you. you are the real deal! you pluck so precisely, so perfectly. you are confident in your ability, it makes your job so easy. i don't even know who made you which heightens your value to me because i don't know what i'd do if i ever lost you.... well ok we do know what i'd do, because i did lose you. i'm so sorry. i'm so sorry the sink stopper thing was out, and i am SO, SO sorry i dropped you down the drain. i had to confess to my husband that you were gone and we both mourned your loss in a serious way. i went to target three different times trying to find a replacement for you. who knew there were so many tweezers out there? $2 tweezers and $200 tweezers. what's a girl to do? how much did you cost red tweezers? because i think you are priceless. we busted out other closeted pairs we had, i bought two or three new tweezers, but nothing sufficed. we didn't realize how good we had it until you were gone. our brows looked sad for months. but then one beautiful day we cleaned out our drain as it kept clogging [probably because of you and a couple toothpaste caps] and lo and behold you reappeared. i'll never forget it. you were kinda gross but i cleaned you off and hugged you. i hope you forgive me and i hope you are happy to be working for us again. i swear i'll never drop you down the drain again so help me god.

pretty brows again,

michelle